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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

REPOST: Yesterday (Day 10)

Sorry I miss you yesterday. I was just trying to make it. I made breakfast for dinner since my daughter has been asking for it forever. They were happy and so was I. Nothing eventfull happened, but this is what I have learned.
  1. Follow the plan to the letter.
  2. Drink at least the minimum amount of lemonade prescribed.
  3. If you are stubborn enough, you can do anything---including this.
  4. Tell other people so that you will be embarrassed if you cheat or fail.
  5. If you have children or a husband you can't let them starve, you still have to cook.
  6. Ask you husband or somebody to do it with you for support.
  7. Keep incense in the bathroom.
  8. Have something to put on your butt, because cayenne doesn't not break down in your digestive tract.
I think that's all I have on that note.

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