Elimination? That is an understatement! This process is one that you need to start about an 2-3 hours before you have to be anywhere...just in case. Don't be fooled, it's not gas. I read about people thinking they had gas in other blogs, so I knew better. I will not, repeat, will not be doing the salt flush again. It made me nauseous.
Anyway, so here goes. I was sitting in the living room this morning talking to my family, after "eliminating" repeatedly from the saltwater flush. Well, I decided that I would start on the "lemonade". Honey when I tell you that what happened was scared the mess out of me figuratively, but almost literally. My stomach rumbled as the cayenne hit it and I exclaimed, "Oh shoot!" as I ran from the room (apparently holding myself). When I returned my 5 year old experienced great pleasure mocking me while running in circles exclaiming loudly, "Oh shoot!" as he laughed at me. A word of advice, don't have children if your feelings are hurt easily. LOL
Since this morning my stomach has calmed down. Well it seems to be that way as of right now. I want to go for a walk, but I am scared of getting up the street and having "an issue". LOL We'll see.
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